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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:19am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:13pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:47pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 5:38am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:25am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:46pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:22pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm