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wtf can i say about this game,

- its a lot easier than Limbo, you wont pull your hair of
- i have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what the story was about
- the ending is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, still havent got over it
- defenitly memorable

overall is nice, plays nice, yet another Playdead game, witch is beautifuly crafted and questionable storys, witch game i have more questions ate the end, than the start

its nice

copy pasted for the Redux version, but works for both

great story, amazing atmosphere and another great game from Poland, how the ♥♥♥♥ Poland has so many great games is beyond me.

the visuals and graphics are amazing, the only diference i notice betwin the Redux and standard versions are the color pallets, even the achivements are in a blue collor over the gold-ish of the original, either way worth playing both

great story, amazing atmosphere and another great game from Poland, how the ♥♥♥♥ Poland has so many great games is beyond me.

the visuals and graphics are amazing, the only diference i notice betwin the Redux and standard versions are the color pallets, even the achivements are in a blue collor over the gold-ish of the original, either way worth playing both

just like cs, execpt much more ralistic and replace the russians with brazilians for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason

I'm a lorry driver and I'm okay,
I kill prostitutes all night and I change gears all day.

(He's a lorry driver and he's okay,
He kills prostitutes all night and he changes gears all day.)

I drive down trees, I go through a tank of petrol, I go use a winch,
On wednesdays, I get stuck in mud, and have to rescue the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lorry with another.

(He drives down trees, he goes through a tank of petrol, he goes to use a winch,
On wednesdays he gets stuck on mud, and has to rescue the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lorry with another.)

He's a lorry driver and he's okay,
He kills prostitutes all night and he changes gears all day.

I crash the jeeps, they can't handle speed, I get pissed off,
I crash the lorry and now threres 5 fireman in the cabin with me.

(He crashes the jeeps, they can't handle speed, he gets pissed off
He crashes the lorry and then theres 5 fireman in the cabin with him??)

He's a lorry driver and he's okay,
He kills prostitutes all night and he changes gears all day.

it's one of the most innovative fps i've played, worth playing, bit frustrating at times but fun

just the main theme is enough to love this game, then there's the memes which make you X Doubt

great fun with others, alright if you are alone, painfull with morons

great story good pacing, but less jazz that i anticipated

still good tho

the game is great, but flawed

fells like Max Payne with in it self is a bad thing, but for a game that came out 10 years after it is a bit restricted, like the camera movements and Alans own movements bring stiff as ♥♥♥♥, you will die sometimes due to the controls

story wise is quite amazing, Sam naver fails to suprise you, good pacing, story and characters to keep you engage from start to Finnish, bwoah