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Amogus Sex Story... [www.nuortensuomi.fi]

My brother (owner of this account) is an Among Us porn addict. He apparently started "ironically" watching Among Us porn and then it started to seriously turn him on. Once he accidentally sent Among Us anal porn to our family group chat and my mother got angry and we started discussing it as a family. My sister was probably the most disgusted one and wants my brother to get a therapy because she thinks he has an addiction and it is dangerous for him. I say that he is just discovering his sexual self, and masturbating to Among Us impostor being anally penetrated by another Among Us impostor is not wrong. My brother is really embarrassed and just wants all of this to end. I don't think that my parents really care that much and it's just my sister still talking about it. What should I do to convince her that Among Us hardcore porn is OK?

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Story of masturbation and bee movies... [en.wikipedia.org]

Look man i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to step in on this one, So like In the "Bee Movie", when Barry B. Benson is commanding the ATFH team to take out what appears to be Winnie the Pooh (in order to take back the honey), the scope on the ATFH team member's M16A2 appears to be 19 degrees off proper perpendicularity to the barrel. The laser-sight atop the scope falls directly on Winnie's honey jar. Given that the initial distance between the laser sight and the gun barrel is roughly 17.2cm (6 inches), this would follow that, assuming a distance of only 10 metres (to account for Pooh Bear being able to hear the c ocking of the gun), the bullet would go about 3.6 metres off the intended target at the assumed distance. So like CAN U BELIEVE THAT?
OHMYGOD man, It's all a big part of the conspiracy theory that my great grandad told me before he died out of masturbating too much to shrek pr0n ...

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For Nerds Physics Lesson.. [www.britannica.com]

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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same in english: Now that you have enjoyed my steam profile next step is to donate csgo skins to me cuz my mom has cancer and she needs awp and ak skins.