Untrained Meteorologist
"YOU SHRUNK MY HONDA YOU ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"Don't ♥♥♥♥ with the Mercedes!"
"Shut up and go inside; nobody wants to hear your problems."
"If God didn't want me to sin, then why'd he make my ass this juicy?"
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Thank you crisping sleeve
Did you give? You gotta give!
I'm thankful for this fern.
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If me and you fight, you'll only hear 10 hits, I'll hit you, you hit the floor, then me and my boys hit you 8 more times while youre unconscious on the floor.

I'm tryin' to get a Sprite sponsorship.
Running was invented when Johnathan Run tried to walk twice.
Its not illegal to tell a ghost story when the cops shine their flashlight in your face.
If you can kill it, you can use it as an oven mitt!

My youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFVOUKhqKqUBvVLxCjVoZKQ

I'm an adult; I know how to operate a street, thank you
what is that a coffee machine?
Professional Salt Taster.
#THEREAREBEESINMYTEETH
#HOTSOUP
Can you even counter my strike?
Haven't you done well?
I'm a fancy man with the big fancy fancy.
Thats right it was me the whole time.
Do you play from the heart?
Im modest.
In reality you've done something awful.
Grandma's got stallions teeth and they make her mouth feel cursed.
I can't take my dead grandma to the shop.
You have 4 minutes to tell me what's going on.
Put your uncle on me.
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy.
I contain Multitudes
My birth certificate says I was born seven pounds eight hundred ounces.
mf's act like I won't disparage them.

I’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4 by 4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axis grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

If I'm gonna be wailing on coconuts, then I'm gonna need something to hold on to!



this morning my little wendy turned to me and said "daddy we do they let the poor get sick" and my first thought was "I'm gonna make so much money off this talking DOG" hahahahha still got it - Henry Zebrowski

I am emotionally damaged from fatherly abuse 15 years ago.

The only steady job he ever had was as a promoter for a seafood restaurant on the pier. He would dress up in a whale costume and walk up and down the pier, handing out flyers.

He came home still dressed in his whale suit, reeking of booze on more than one occasion. In his drunken, angry state, he would lay into me with his flippers. What hurts the most is I know that beneath those flippers were a pair of hands, my father's hands.

















Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that..