"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
Me: I don't want to play [CS:GO] with you. Everytime I play with you, I lose.
2rei: That's ironic, because everytime I play [CS:GO] with you, I lose.

A peeing guide according to a friend:
uk sometimes ur ♥♥♥♥ is stuck under ur tight underwear for a whole day and it dont got time to relax bc its scrunched up and that influences trajectory

once your ♥♥♥♥ is prepared you have to aim and thats easy but you also have to predict where the initial burst is going to go. it is like a negev when it starts off you dunno where it can go left or right usually high but afterwards when you see where the jet of pee goes you adjust ur aim, like the negev, after which it is laser accurate.

after your pee, there are always final remaining bursts. so you must squirt them out, usually at higher speed. but sometimes it leaks down vertically because it doesnt have as much power. thats the hardest to predict.

once the final drops are expelled, there is the last drop syndrome. it keeps dripping little drops and it never stops. so you flick your ♥♥♥♥ slightly or your body to get the final ones out but it usually doesnt work. this violent jerk may cause 1 or 2 stray droplets off course

thank you for reading my comprehensive peeing guide about the peeing experience
note: sometimes the ♥♥♥♥ is on point and peeing goes smoothly
as the peeing progresses the arc gets lower so you have to adjust
my acc is typically 93.7%
its very hard to ss