Recent reviews by blvckhvrt_TTV

Game of the MF'in year

Honestly my favorite game right now. If you liked Hyper Scape and are sad it died, this is an even better replacement. The movement feels fantastic to me, and hitscan weapons are lovely to see. It doesn't feel as sweaty other BR's. You aren't punished for playing aggressively either.

loot goblin simulator, is pog

First three runs I only made it a few days. fourth run, I speedran to get the green gear as quick as I could and managed to get it before big rock guy came, luckily he showed up late on day 5. Clapped his cheeks in 3 hits. Went to a fight totem thing and spawned three big ruck bois, clapped them in like 10 seconds. Made the hammer. Then quit cause I couldn't get any more big guys to spawn to test the hammer on. :(

*UPDATE*
♥♥♥♥ game.


*Original Review*
t's simple. They already have a different publisher in China. Just region lock the servers and let Tencent handle them. There's no reason for me to die to a chinese player 9/10 times on NA servers. I highly suggest everybody to spam anti chinese goverment propaganda, not racism, in the pre game lobbys, if enough people do it and the Chinese goverment finds out Bluehole will have to respond to keep the game in China. Force their hand if you want the game to get better.

I bought this game on the 360, and then again after I built my first PC. It was one of the first games I bought on pc. After years of increasingly expensive dlcs, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ content (such as Tiny Racers), and the rampant hacking, that still continues to this day, I can't support them anymore. Their unethical and brutal mistreatment to the community of players and modders is disgusting. Using lawyers and private investigators to harrass the people that breath new life to their aging game is downright atrocious. They should be celebrating these creators instead of putting them down. Take Two, you publish tons of fantastic games, but you don't know a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing about gamers. Let these companies manage their own business, just stamp your name on it and make your money like you always have.

0/10

Don't buy it.

Actual garbage. If you disconnect from a comp, their garbage system won't let you reconnect, so you take a ban. You get punished for their ♥♥♥♥ game that can't run properly. The only game that crashes on my system, and I play BF1, Watch_Dogs 2, Witcher 3, etc.

0/10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash.


*UPDATE 238 HOURS LATER*

Still trash.

*UPDATE 243 HOURS LATER*

Wow. Still garbage. Who woulda thought!