Happy Easter

I know I make jokes every holiday season... but I want to cut it out this one time because sadly it seems people forgot what the Easter is really about:

In reality, Easter is a time to remember that Jesus Christ was HUNG, on the cross,
DIED, was buried, and fought satan in hell FOR YOUR SINS!!! So today, make sure that every sin counts hunty! This season sodomize with a super SEXY someone to make our Savoir's sacrifice something special!
OR DON'T Because girl, while you're out hunting for easter eggs
My ass will be huntying for a new and i do NOT need that competition!
But henny way... I yall and I hope and pray you stay strong on this bunny trail to cummies!

"Love thy neighbor... BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT!"
-Moses Probably

I think I had around 15 seconds left when I was doing the speedruns

I may have beaten your speed run score for spellunky

"A thot by any other name still guzzles skeet"
-William Shakesqueer

Happy Valentines Gay!
You know what that memes,
Its valen- time to show ur daddy what a squishy little thot you really are.
Send this to 5 normies you know need to come out and release their inner valentines freak.
Get 1 back and you'll get a cummy in your tummy!
Get 5 back for a candy and roses ass romantic ball slapping ♥♥♥♥ with
The delicious daddy you love and deserve 2night!!
Love you!

Merry Dickmas! Don't forget the reason for the season! ----> <----
This year, make sure you're on Santa's Naughty list
if you want a taste of your daddies candy cane!
Send this message to 6 HoHoHo-mosexuals who need a man down their chimney
or you won't even get coal in your stocking!

tfw I realise you're better at spelunky than me