Recent reviews by jackiebaggins.

this game sucked so bad i forgot it existed after being hyped for it

Utterly fantastic. I started this game on release, got sidetracked by college, came back as soon as college was done and finished it. I tied this game's journey to this year of my own personal development. A masterpiece I will always keep in my mind and heart. 10/10.

pc port is so good that it won't launch on my high-end pc, up to date on my drivers and with plenty of ram storage.

fragging my fellow man vietnam war style because he stole my flamethrower and jetpack.

(i can't be bothered waiting another 2 minutes.)

Even though I have a bunch of issues with the game so far, I can't blame the two devs at all, releasing a game is super hard work and I think we need to realize the game isn't done yet. This game is good now, but in the near future, it will be amazing.

Good work, boyos, excited to see the future of Heartshot.

it's not easy being sleazy has been stuck in my head whilst i was working this week. why does the soundtrack go so hard?

that lantern monster ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

I loved the totally pointless five minute asthma subplot

I had fun in some regards but probably after an hour in I was so bored by the surf mechanic, I actually just used UE_Tools to just noclip past some of the climbing sections later on because I just wanted it to be done. Was very letdown by the lack of any interesting story or lore.

Also that goose Subway Surfers section was godawful and way too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long.

Walking 20 minutes to take a bus in the vague direction of where I think I'm supposed to be going just to pass out due to lack of my tummy pills. 10/10.