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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 855.5 hrs on record (549.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Jan, 2018 @ 6:06pm
Updated: 28 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56pm

A machine in the shape of a box with a tempting big red button. Old scribblings are written around it. They're mostly warnings, such as: "Don't push the button." Many employees file their temptation to push the button as so strong it gives them
insomnia. However, as the number of employees claiming they are suffering from this temptation is quite large, a solution to this problem is being worked on currently. One of the most important aspects of defining an abnormality is "free will." This Abnormality is confirmed to possess a strong will to make anyone around it want to push it. Thus, it is categorized as an Abnormality. When the button is pressed, things that shouldn't happen, happen. Some say an apocalypse will befall, others say rainbow colored light will shine down and unicorns will descend from the sky, and others still say a bomb buried deep underneath the facility will detonate and reset everything. However, none of these rumors are confirmed. Caution is advised as this Abnormality possesses the ability to evoke one's curiosity to press it. Sometimes, it changes its shape in a cunning attempt to be pressed by mistake. <Excerpt from an Employee's Testimony> "When I snapped back to reality, I was standing right in front of the containment room, just about to press that damn button. I would have, if not for the other employees dragging me out of that situation..." The employee is currently back on duty after going through various tests and being diagnosed as normal. Although, we did order the employee to go to counseling, as they still visibly expressed dissatisfaction for missing the opportunity to press the button.
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