Recent reviews by Darkwood

Probably one of the best World War era video games ever made, would recommend it to anyone who supports Kanye OR like World War era video games.

When I started this game up, I was honestly skeptical, given the fact that my jewish roommate gifted this game to me, so I had a bad feeling. Once I played through the first mission, I was captured in the excellence of this AAA game studios production of Sex With Hitler.

I would absolutely recommend the finisher scenes after each encounter/mission, as they are honestly better than actually having sex in real life, it's honestly so overrated and over-saturated compared to the sexual endeavors you are allowed to endure through this adventure so brilliantly crafted.

The developer and publisher, Romantic Room, has seriously outdone themselves with this rendition of the Hitler game category on Steam.

This video game gets the Big Ole Boccer Seal of Approval, 10/10.

They tried

Here's my honest opinion, this game can be really fun, great laughs, a struggle at times, which is great, the challenge is authentic and real.

What completely, utterly, ruins this trash ass game, is the fact that a 15 hour ironman gameplay can be completely ruined because your grandchild (soon to be heir) will wander wherever the hell he wants at the age of 1, without his mom, without his father, into a random court, and stay there indefinitely until their grown up, completely ruining an ironman playthrough of this game.

There's no way to invite them to the court, despite their mother AND FATHER (MY SON) being in MY court. There is no way to imprison them, despite denouncing them and wasting renown to reinstate them after testing the denouncing. There is no way to use a hook, DESPITE HAVING ONE FOR THEM BEING MY GRANDCHILD. No way to educate them or become their guardian, despite them BEING IN MY REALM AND BEING A FAMILY MEMBER.

It's a great game, but this one simple bug ruining a long game I was invested in has led me to uninstall this game and wait for Paradox to explain why a 1 year child has the need to wander aimlessly into other countries with no adult supervision. Until that makes sense this game will stay greyed out in my library.

Make it make sense.