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Hey there, gorgeous! I just finished teaching my pet slugs how to pole dance—it’s a slow performance, but the slime really adds to the ambiance, if you know what I mean. Thought maybe you’d want to come over, help me oil the hamster wheels I ‘borrowed’ from the pet store, and see if we can make them spin faster than my questionable life choices. After that, we can practice our jousting techniques (totally not a euphemism) while dressed as sexy medieval knights—it’ll really ‘spear’ the moment! Anyway, let me know when you’re free—I’ve got a hot tub filled with jelly I’ve been dying to share. 😉

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