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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:47am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:30am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:34am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:33am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:23am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 11:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:28am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:40am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:45am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 9:41am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 10:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:44am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:56am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:48am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:05am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:19am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:19am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:25am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:28am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:59am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 9:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:31am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:21am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 7:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:55am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:19am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:28am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:36pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:44am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:11am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:19am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:32am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 1:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:20am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:43am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:30am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:08am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:35am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:57am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:49am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:28am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:09am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:29am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:08am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:59am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:58pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:11am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:06am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:44am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:54am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:45am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 3:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:32pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:06pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:46pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:26am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm