👀👀What’s up sluts!👩‍🎤👩‍🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 has shuffled off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁seeing👁 her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂‍♀️👉🫶♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💂‍♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸 queen-sized👸😜🫦♥♥♥♥🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂‍♀️monarchists👸💂‍♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰Big Ben🕰 👅🫦bongs you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩‍🎤birds👩‍🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right ♥♥♥♥😫

HAPPY JULY FOURTH 🇺🇸🇺🇸 YOU FREEDOM LOVIN SLUTS 😩😘😘

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