13 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 91.5 hrs on record (88.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Feb, 2017 @ 10:59pm

Early Access Review
This is a story of a man who promised the world and like icarus he flew too close to the sun and burned all of his feather
in this tragic story we look at a game that was promised many of great ideas and revolutionized survival games.
just to be bleeding out on the street abandoned by the original maker
Dayz is a game where an over stretched team of czech republic development team is streched way too thin.
Gameplay:
the game takes place in a 400km x 400km map called chernauros a czech distopia with russian towns and nothing worth doing.
You start off walking and then you never stop.
picking up literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as your character has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gutworm and needs to eat or drink every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 30 minutes.
and when you meet a player oh boy here comes the fun times there's a rng based into the game where you have a chance of knocking someone out if you hit them in the head. oh yeah that also works for them aswell.. punching also causes bleeding for some random reason. while zombies literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have xray vision and can noclip through literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything.
you can try getting a car but good luck with that as cars takes hours of gathering and once you get one and start it up, just as you go into your first town with it you will alert every player/zombie/grandmothers/people who gets off on girls in japanese cartoons.
There's a hunting system in the game as well but don't bother with it unless you have every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing you need because god forbid you can make fire with out wood you find on the ground amirite?
In the end the game is ♥♥♥♥.. wouldn't recommend even if a gun was held to my head..
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