When i first started playing this game it was really frustrating how often you would get stuck in places and have to respawn. Then i got high and played it, and realized that you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat, and this is not a video game starring a goat, but actually a goat simulator. Thats why you get stuck in random places, because thats what goats do; they run around, hop on things, and get stuck in the process all the while not knowing better and having fun. After i became one with my goaty-consciousness this game has all the more value to it. Be the goat, Become the goat, Experience the goat.

When i first started playing this game it was really frustrating how often you would get stuck in places and have to respawn. Then i got high and played it, and realized that you're a fucking goat, and this is not a video game starring a goat, but actually a goat simulator. Thats why you get stuck in random places, because thats what goats do; they run around, hop on things, and get stuck in the process all the while not knowing better and having fun. After i became one with my goaty-consciousness this game has all the more value to it. Be the goat, Become the goat, Experience the goat.