Horse vaginas pretty much always have tons of smegma in them and smell like rotting garbage. Yes, I've tried it before with a horse in the height of puberty, suddenly raging with hormones and no place to channel it. Watching naked videos no longer satisfied me. I needed something new and exciting, and can you really blame a man for seeking that? I headed down to a farm and mounted a mare, although it went a bit awkwardly. It went surprisingly well for a while, I just plugged my nose and wiped the smegma off every once in a while. Then I think the horse climaxed and she kicked me in the shin. She gave me a hairline fracture but I was determined to get my ♥♥♥ shot (no, I'm not a degenerate who calls it a "nut") so I went back for more. I even tried anal, but that's a whole nother can of beans. Not particularly proud of it but hey, what're you gonna do, change the past? What matters is that you learn from it.