HUGE CHAD +rep

Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and raw dogging my gorgeous black wife. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Wearing a condom when I make aggressive, passionate love to my gorgeous black wife and 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and sex with my gorgeous black wife is incredible, even with a condom. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest contraceptive device reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black wife's sleek ebony vagina by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black wife more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely make love to her without a condom, it's simply not realistic. Regards, Django

I hope you enjoy the present – Merry Christmas! I hope Santa is good to you this year because you only deserve the best. Merry Christmas from our family to yours. A little smile, a word of cheer, a bit of love from someone near, a little gift from one held dear, best wishes for the coming year.

thanks babe

we won you ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thrower

+rep cool dude