1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,471.9 hrs on record (980.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 18 Nov, 2018 @ 11:05pm
Updated: 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01pm

After 1000 Hours of playtime i think i should make a review of it.

===[Graphics]===
☐ Photorealistic (if your PC can handle it)
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ OK
☐ Poor
☐ Extremely poor
☐ Console

===[Gameplay]===
☐ Addictive as heroin
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It’s just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Watching paint dry would be more entertaining

===[Stability]===
☐ Bugs are rare
☐ Minor bugs/issues
☑ Bugs are frequent and annoying
☐ Game-breaking bugs
☐ Assassin's Creed: Unity
☐ Bug spray and a lighter

===[Audio]===
☐ Like porn for your ears
☑ Very Good
☐ Good
☐ Not bad
☐ Bad
☐ Ears will beg for mercy

===[Target Audience]===
☑ Adults/Mature
☑ Teens
☐ Kids
☐ Filthy Casuals

===[PC Requirements]===
☑ Ask NASA if you can borrow a computer
☐ Very powerful PC
☐ Powerful
☐ Decent
☐ Potato
☐ This game could run on a toaster

===[Difficulty Level]===
☐ Dark Souls on hard with difficulty mods
☑ Difficult
☐ Easy to learn but hard to master
☐ Mild brain usage
☐ Easy
☐ Turn off your brain

===[Grind]===
☑ You will need a second life for the amount of grind this game has
☐ Excessive and boring amount of grind
☐ Average grind
☐ Isn’t necessary to grind but you could
☐ Only for achievement hunters
☐ Nothing to grind

===[Story]===
☐ You will be left wanting more
☐ Very Good
☐ Good
☑ Average
☐ DLC Dependant
☐ Little and what is there is dull and uninteresting
☐ Porn has better characters and writing
☐ No Story

===[Game Time]===
☑ ∞
☐ Very Long
☐ Average
☐ Short
☐ N/A/repetitive

===[Value]===
☑ Well worth the full price
☐ If you have some spare cash
☐ Sale only
☐ Not recommended
☐ Just use your money as toilet paper instead it's better value
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