Recent reviews by JimmyBiggums

Best game ever

Warning: lots of spoiler and black hidey things

While the whole DLC and quests it gives you are pretty short, I enjoyed it and receiving a sick set of armor On the contrary I feel their could've been a whole lot of features added to the game. Such as being able to control your band of men (actually controlling all of them, giving them orders on the battlefeild like mount and blade, the introduction to horseback combat). Also I do believe we should have seen more content in terms of play time. I finished the whole DLC in about 3/4 hours. I was expecting around 10/11 hours. Oh and that guy Dangler went the whole time without a weapon, he just held his hands in the air and tried to punch enemies.

What pisses me off the most about this DLC is the ending. we should be able to fight the leader at a later date after he takes Zouls offer on the field like a coward. Possibly being able to have to track him down, ask around where he is and eventually duel him. Having him just walk away and disown your father like that is ridiculous, he deserves death

(2018 with a negative review)
Dropped my bow for a more expensive one I found on some dead guy wayyy back early game. Anyways I do this mission like 20 times I'm already p I s s e d, now we gotta raid these bandits. You need to duel this guy to move on, tried this duel at least 40 times. Only to realize you can't kill him, even though he's wearing no helmet, his head it made out of steel. You have to shoot him with a bow. Welp can't use my stolen bow because my strength is too low. Reload last save. Pick up a bow from an enemy. Still can't use it because strength is too low.

I head butt my keyboard now it's broken.

(1 year later)
I'm addicted to the game. Even for it's faults, it's bugs and glitches I am loving the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. This game is amazing. The story and quests completely make up for the PS2 worthy bugs. Almost feel like a little kid playing this on a PS2. if only they had this when I was young. I would never have left the house.

The rate the game is updated and expanded is unbelievably slow. Without the mod community it would be dull and tasteless. We waited months for a new state only to realize we have to pay 12$ for more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ desert roads. It'll drive me insane if I play more, just looking into the desert abyss. Shame. In 10 years I'll come back and drive the east coast, maybe it will get better.

10/10 sit and defend while the rest team gets to have fun.

Does it really rain this much in Italy?

Disconnected from lobby?

I died irl

11 hours in and I can already tell this is my 2nd favorite racing game

The graphics are just amazing, if you push the d pad right on your G27 wheel, you can actually see the co drivers pace notes written on a pad of paper. Your co drivers head even moves to look at the race track in between his call outs. He even says if you have a flat tire, is theirs ice ahead on the track, if there is a ditch around the corner, if theirs rocks around the corner, and when to brake. He even says "Be brave" If there is a sharp corner coming up and you are going fast.

The attention to detail in the cockpit is crazy, Fuel gauges, Temp gauges, Oil, Fuel and RPM are all readable. If you are using a wheel with clutch, brake and gas pedals, for example, if I let of the gas every so slightly, the drivers foot in game lets his foot of the gas pedal ever so slightly. same with clutch and gas. That part just gets me. Crazy detail. If you change the camera to 3rd person, you can here your car revving, witch literally sounds just like a rally car with a custom rally exhaust.

As far as the track and bystanders watching, the detail is great. The bystanders heads moves as your car drives past. The cameras move as you move.

Overall I give this game 8.0 out of 10. Attention to detail and graphics are amazing. This game gets Doodle bobs approval of racing game of the year.

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