Recent reviews by Needs a Medic Bag

Why does this game feel... so slow and sluggish to play? The speed in this game is just really wrong here for what it is

Why did i buy this game again...?

Game's ♥♥♥♥ but definitly more enjoyable than Destiny 2 or Helldivers

This game has broken shadows, the sun is leaking and sometimes only on one eye at specific angles, the controls are very Index unfriendly forcing you to fiddle around with the steam bindings so that you can actually grab things and not accidentally pick up or climb the wrong thing at the wrong time and the graphics presets do absolutely nothing different.

PCVR got neglected hard in favor of the Quest. Stay away and only get it for free standalone on the Meta Store if you have a Quest

I walked up to a LG OLED TV and the only thing i could do is watch a demo mode looking ahh screenshot on the TV. somehow the Zoi was inspired by it or smth. Also one of the toasters in my home had no actions for it.

This game just has less content than Sims 4 base game and just feels empty to play.

Horribly unbalanced with maps, guns and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ physics and hitreg. It's so bad that it makes me appreciate Smash Ultimate and cheap stickman mobile games for the first time ever

The game's Global Event server works again aiter decades of waiting for Massive to get an Intern to learn the Game's code. As for grind... ehhhh don't expect to get the EXACT thing you want but GE should help loosen the pain for the classified gear grind

if you already own the game with the DLCs on Ubisoft and want a "loisence" for Steam, just buy the standard edition. the licenses are cross-compatible

This game bricked my Computer playing Online after getting cheated progress from someone else, which is a major coincidence

I really don't recommend this because of the way Ubisoft handles older titles. The Matchmaking servers have already ♥♥♥♥ the bed and Ubi is not doing anything to fix it because it doesn't make money

The PSN requirements for "safety" is utter BS when every account can be moderated as easily with an Account ID. The infrastructure works without PSN. It's just Sony gathering Data and looking good in front of Investors, all while the Stellar Blade ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is happening.

I already sold my soul to Playstation by owning a PS4 (I'm not making a noticble impact on thier shareholder meeting) but what really saddens me is going to be the Divers that can't even legally make a PSN account and thus lost access to this game WAY EARLIER than expected for a game.
This is the worst thing i have seen a Live-Service game do.

May Gaben bless you with a manual refund of the almighty Steam Support if you're in a unsupported country. You WILL need it.

Edit: So it seems the Account requirement has been thrown out the window but i'm holding my stance on this. Unless SONY or Steam reverses the Region Locks they have put in place of 144 countries, i'm not changin my mind

Edit 2: The Management of this game is very VERY questionable as AH took more steps backwards rather than forward and the game still crashes at the worst times and/or randomly. I've given this game multiple chances (just like my ex) and yet it still failed to change for the better (also like my ex). Please just stay away from this game or at least buy HD1 Dive Harder Edition than this broken product

Edit 3: Remember the last Edit? yeah no I love games that abuse me and this game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rollercoaster simulator of emotions. If you love that you hate yourself, pick it up and flip a coin every update if you want to be dissapointed or be as ecstatic as that one time you got your very first console for christmas. there is litearlly no in-between

Edit 4: We're so barack but it's still so joever for the other countries

Edit 5: Game sucks the more it updates. there's no more fun to be had. The Illuminate and Rupture Strain enemy design proves that AH is creatively (gameplay wise) bankrupt as these enemy factions tend to force you to use specific loadouts and/or reinforce the "buff (insert weapon here) to medium pen" mindset. Also don't get me started on the Dragonroach, Fleshmob and Hive Lord and the weakpoint you though existed, don't exist. The Underground cave idea is also questionable as the devs, time and time again, want us to use Stratagems (hence why they nerfed the railgun at launch) but if your "Wave-clear" Offensives are blocked from the damn roof and the Sentries are made irrelevant by the Ruptures ability to just dig down and sneak to the Sentries than the only choice one has is to pick the most META slave loadout one can find, and slap a Exosuit on it for good measure. And i see it in many lobbies.

At the end of the day, i cannot support a Development team that has no idea what their vision for the game is, has no idea what a good anti-cheat is, racks up technical-debt like crazy or put much mind into what the enemy should be and how players can interact in a fun way.

"A game for everyone is a game for no one" but a game without a clear direction is a game for no one aswell