He kissed me under the bleachers and didnt call me after
-rep

Slob on my knob, like corn on a cob, check in with me, and do ur job, lay on the bed, and give me head, don’t have to ask, don’t have to beg, juicy is my name, sex is my game, let’s call the boys, let’s run a train, squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt, the natural curly hair, please don’t touch, 1st find a mate, 2nd find a place, 3rd Find a bag to hide the whole face

+rep kid is a scrub who likes men but he does fly ships into people good

-rep is the autistic you have to be nice to but no one really wants to talk to him XDDDDddddddddd

+rep mom gay xdddd

I have problems in my life, so I wrote a song about the problems in my life, and hopefully some of you can relate to it.

Walking around, I've got no one to talk to
There's everyone, and then there's just me
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it
God only knows why he cursed me to be
A straight white male

I state my problems
Other people roll their eyes
Three trips to the mall
And zero khakis in my size
I've never been the victim
Of a random search for drugs
But you can't say my life is easy
Until you've walked a mile in my UGGs

Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The gays want kids
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no, to the things you asked for
They're being greedy and they know it

Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right
So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork
Give me a chance to show you what it's like
To be a straight white male