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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 13.8 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 May, 2017 @ 12:52pm
Updated: 10 Jun, 2018 @ 3:32am

If you don't own the game: Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital.
If you just bought it: Not bad... for a pathetic insect.
If you just started it: Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence?
If you think you've mastered it: You move like an insect. You think like an insect. You are an insect.
If you finished it: Thank you for running my errands, puppet. You are no longer welcome here, nuisance. Why do you stay, when you sense my displeasure?
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JReaper 16 Dec, 2018 @ 8:09pm 
Nah.