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49.7 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)
I could write a long review about the game.... or I could just mention the fact PC Gamer rated it higher than the Witcher 3, widely regarded as one of the best games ever, and Red Dead Redemption 2 for games to play in 2020 (see link).
https://www.pcgamer.com/top-100-2020/11/

Also I'll attach this copypasta

Gameplay-
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Okay
☐ Bad

Graphics-
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

Audio
☐ Amazing
☑Very good
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad

Audience
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone

Story-
☑ Amazing
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Not great
☐ None

Difficult-
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☑ I hope you like reading
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

Grind-
☑ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

Game Time-
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Depends on you (Highly replayable)
☐ Endless

Price
☑ Just buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
Posted 9 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.2 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
If you're willing to spend ages reading and thinking things through then play this. it's like someone took long live the Queen and Harry Potter then added a ridiculous amount of content to it. Character creation took 20 minutes and the menu is really confusing and doesn't give you a tutorial (to the best of my knowledge).
Posted 21 April, 2017.
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50.2 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
Absolutely amazing game. Stunning visuals and a very Assassin's Creed like plot. It reminds me most of AC Brotherhood in the ways the sidequests are based. If you enjoyed taking over Rome then you'll enjoy this. The city feels like a more refined version of Paris from AC unity so that's nice as well. So far I've conquered London and have completed most of the associate missions and I've only just finished sequence 5 (I did 8 too) and my level is 10 so you really don't have to progress the story much to be able to do all the side missions. A step in the right direction for Ubisoft!
Posted 18 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
111.1 hrs on record (47.8 hrs at review time)
This is a brilliant game, did NG in 38 hours (all bosses and side quests, no dlc) and it's an amazing game. Not as challenging or as punishing as dark souls 1 but the immersion is better. To get all the references and to enjoy it to its fullest play ds1. Dark souls 2 is a good shout too but it's really easy. The graphics are great and the character design is extraordinary. Multiplayer is so much better now too with really easy ways to connect to friends.
Posted 9 January, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
League is better.
Posted 19 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
65.8 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
Took me 27hours 45 minutes to 'speed run' with about 3 hours spent being lost/ stuck on boss(es). Still quite a bit of side stuff to do and achievements to get but coming from dark souls 1 this was fairly relaxing. Absolutely stunning graphics. If you played (and by played I mean actually got far) DS1 then this might seems a bit easy. For a challenge don't pick mage or cleric. The game seems totally different, which in my opinion was really nice. Even down to the bosses very little of it felt like ds1 and more felt like its own original game. Sadly however the map is extremely linear, from Majula go 2 directions and they branch out into boss areas and don't connect like they did in ds1. I still rate it highly and can't wait to pick up ds3 in sales.
Posted 17 December, 2016.
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66.9 hrs on record (46.8 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing but plz play with a controller until you've done it once. If you don't there's a 50/50 chance you will ♥♥♥. 10/10 I cri everytiem.
Posted 26 November, 2016.
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613.7 hrs on record (547.6 hrs at review time)
Got a big hard drive?----------------------------------------->Play Gmod!
50gbs of addons?-------------------------------------------->Play Gmod!
Like making children cry?------------------------------------>Play Gmod!
Like getting banned by said children?----------------------->Play Gmod!
Like playing on and off servers like a girl on her ******?----->Play Gmod!
Reasons to hate Americans?-------------------------------->Play Gmod!
Reasons to hate Russians?---------------------------------->Play Gmod!
Reasons to hate everyone and everything?----------------->Play Gmod!
Wanna isolate yourself from society?----------------------->Play Gmod!
I r8 8/8 don't h8 m8 appreci8.
Posted 19 February, 2016.
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496.9 hrs on record (332.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
On average the Western csgo'ers mother is being ****ed by some 10 year old Russian kid every 12 seconds.

Posted 12 December, 2015.
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