A few months ago, I had bad individual performances and felt really inconsistent. I took a moment to think about it. Then I came up with a simple, short, yet extremely efficient routine, that made me go from lvl 5-6 to almost 10 in a few weeks.

After several tries and errors, I've developed what I now call the R-M mental conditionning technique, to complete before every single match. So what is it ?

R stands for "Redbull". Just like yours, my sleep schedule is messed up. The only known solution is obviously to wake up with a lot of Redbull. It increases my heart rate and reaction time. But redbull alone also makes me agitaded and thus miss shots.

M stands for Masturbation. Masturbating furiously is then the solution to make me calm. Alone it would make me sleepy. But by combining the two, I reach a higher state of mind where I am both deeply awaken while serene and precise. Every shot is a money shot, and people of the enemy team tell me I smell fishy while I rightfully take elo.

Uses a software that allows him to view opponents at all times, even through obscure barriers and walls. + rep

Strategic play!

Man Spillner was right about you all skins no skill sell emmmmmmmmm

the absolute goat of basalt do not let this man catch you lacking on basalt

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