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I went to medical school, determined to find out. But after a few weeks of classes that had nothing to do with cannibalism (so frustrating!) I killed and ate my professor.
Take my advice: don't do it. People taste like watermelon. I absolutely hate watermelon!!! I joked with my mom once: 'Hey, mom you know how I hate watermelon? Well, I killed and ate my professor and he totally tasted like that! OMG!' She thought it was hilarious.
I just wanted to share my wisdom with you so you can avoid the mistakes I've made. Unless you really, really like the taste of watermelon, don't kill and eat other human beings. So disappointing :(
Love the name btw. Have a great day!