A thing that learned to walk that should be crawling.

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So this guy got a call at work saying that his wife was in labour. So he rushed to the hospital and went to the waiting room. After a while the doctor came out and said: 'It's done.' The man said, 'Is it okay? Is it a boy? Girl?' The doctor showed him to the room and said, 'It's strange, sir. He's a miracle child.' They entered the room. 'You see, your child can float.' The doctor picks up the child and drops it onto the woman's lap. 'What are you doing? No!' The doctor waved him off and picked up the child again. 'No, no man. You gotta see this.' He dropped it again, this time on the floor. It landed with a hard thud. The man had tears in his eyes. 'Stop! What are you doing!' The doctor pushes him away. 'No. Really. This is really cool!' The doctor raises his arm and throws the baby out the window. It explodes on the car below. The man collapses to the ground, weeping. 'What have you done!' The doctor is laughing hysterically. 'It's okay man. It was stillborn. The look on your face!'

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