"Using the metric system is always good because 5 cm sounds a lot better than 2 inches." ~ Muppet2011ad

"Yeah but the inverse is also true in that 45 cm is less intimidating than 18 inches." ~ Rasmumas

"Damn, I wish I had a girl with a cake like him." ~ Cutimus

"Unless there exists some tomgirl with thighs that could burst my head like a watermelon and abs like a washboard with a mile long dong, I have no preference" ~ Apple

"Hentai Mosaique Neko Waifus is how I practice for MGE" ~ Phos

"Oh my god, that woman had more forehead than boob!" ~ Cutimus

"Go walk your trail of tears." ~ Phos

"You're the reason the Power Rangers call out what color they are!" ~ Cutimus

"You smell that? *snifffff* God, that cap ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reeks dude." ~ Aurabai

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love wide ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" ~ Cutimus

'I'm gonna mail a pipebomb to your house!'
"You can't even bomb me in-game, how are you gonna do it in real life?" ~ Neem

"I'm playing a mobile game and there's bees in it." ~ Denki

"Do car batteries heal heavy bleeds?" ~ Phos

"You had the read, it's too bad you're illiterate." ~ Aurabai

'Dest I swear to ♥♥♥♥'
"Do you promise?" ~ Dest

"Someone would give you a scratch and sniff and you'd eat it." ~ Aurabai

“My They/Them in Christ…” - Dest

'I'm eating pretzel pieces.' ~ Pills
"Look at him, he's too cheap to buy full-size pretzels!" ~ Dest

"Paul, why are you so quiet!?" ~ Aurabai
"WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!?!?" ~ Dest

"I joined in here hoping for other dumbasses to follow and it worked." ~ Dest
"Hell yeah, sick bait man." ~ Aurabai
"He can't help it that he attracts men." ~ Pills

"Bouta drop something that'll make Oppenheimer BLUSH." ~ Phos

"Certainly some screws loose on this fella, I wonder if they make funny tune, banging around inside his head all day." ~ Aurabai

"You'd know who the bottom is you sick ♥♥♥♥." ~ Pills

"Pills voice is something of an intellectual ECM jammer." ~ Aurabai

"Meatball!" ~ Phos

"I will end him with the rising of the dawn" ~ Matches

"does morality really matter when hilarity is so much funnier" ~ Matches

"You know, I'm something of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself." ~ Grantonator

"Is daddy putting me in chastity?" ~ Pills

"You people as in Native Americans?" ~ Aurabai
"No, you people as in racists." ~ Dest

"Christians sing Ave Maria and Jews sing Oy Vey Maria." ~ Acceleraptor

"Gotta catch 'em all... unless you play for the Mets" ~ Acceleraptor

"mrrrrrmmmpppph ....TURGEY HOAGIE" ~ Pills

"They (the Tories) aren't smart enough to be competently racist." ~ Muppet2011ad

"I am really sorely tempted, before I go to bed tonight, to eat a tortilla wrap filled with Nutella, so..." ~ Muppet2011ad

"call your ass a poacher the way you’re hunting cougars" ~ Rasmumas

"I swear I'm hitting dietary macros the way I'm eating these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up." ~ Aurabai

"im like Rosa Parks on this map" ~ Teenage Mutant Ninja Stealers (what did he mean by this)

"Oh incest? Based!" ~ Muppet2011ad

"You'd be a lot hotter if I had my contacts in." ~ Bees

"Oh yay! My boobs aren't too big!" ~ NyxDoylie

"Unemployed and jobless are two different states of being." ~ Rasmumas