Recent reviews by Audiospawned

Killing is easy.
Don't kill, and don't be killed. okay?
Do what you feel is right in your heart, and you will set them free.

ASMR, the game.

Want an excuse to buy a graphics card you can't afford?

Here you go.

Have fun being homeless.

So I guess they dropped the pretense and straight up admitted this is an Assassin's Creed game?
Cool.

I always wanted to run around Mordor as Ezio.

Thank you, Monolith, for fulfilling this lifelong dream.

Fairly pointless considering how much damage headshots already do, but if you bought the Season pass or GOTY edition then I guess its nice

i don't have a problem

You go around as a big burly rich white dude punching poor people in the face and breaking their limbs while other rich people cheer you on

Donald Trump/10

best rich white person simulator ever

god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it

best game I'ver played

Determination/10

I don't care what you're thinking
As you turn to me
'Cause what I have in my two hands
Is enough to set me free

I can fight the feeling
To resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take
You sneak up from behind

Is it me
You say you're looking for
Let me show you who I am
And what I'm here for

Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just what I'm made of

Simple curiosity
Tries to take a bite of me
Let me show you just what I'm made of
Now

Like a million faces
I've recognized them all
And one by one they all become
A number as they fall

In the face of reason
I can take no more
And one by one they all become
A black mark on the floor

Is it me
You say, you're looking for?

Let me show you who I am
And what I have in store

Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just what I'm made of

You can't take another life long try
You can't take another try

Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just what I'm made of
Try to reach inside of me
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just what I'm made of

Please don't play this