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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:00pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:54pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 5:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:54pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:32pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:04pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:25pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 5:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:07pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:30pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:29pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:45pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:52pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:23pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:21pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:00pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:00pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:13pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:05pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:39pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:57am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 5:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 8:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:26am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:30pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:24pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:00pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:27pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:39pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:28pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:57pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:06pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 8:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:55pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:55pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:13am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:37pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:55pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:54pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:34pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:34pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:14pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:07pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:08pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:02pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 6:41pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:23pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:23pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:27pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:50am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:58pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:10pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:20pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:39pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:51pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 8:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:25pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:50pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:55pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:51am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 5:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:42pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:13pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:40pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 2:44pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 2:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:40pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:16pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:37pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:25pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:03pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:05pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:53pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:44pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:54pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:34pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:25pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:48pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:59pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:33pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:13pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:30pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:40pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:48pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:22pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:44pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 10:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 6:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:10pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 9:19pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:56pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:15pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:09pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:52pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:48pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:00pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:11am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:36pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:54pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:24pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:58am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:07am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:11am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:06pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:53pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:09pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:30pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:25pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:52pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:53pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:47pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:53pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:56pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:53pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:58pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:59pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 3:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:46pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:04pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:03pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:38pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 1:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:39pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:33pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:53pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:06pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:55pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:52pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:53pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:53pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:53pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:08pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:00pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:51pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:52pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:24pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:32pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:34pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:29pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:33pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:32pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:36am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:34pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:35pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:53pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:59pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:44pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:50pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:24am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:31pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:27pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:32pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:33am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:34pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:08pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:32pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:11pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 5:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:51pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:10pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:39pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:55pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:57pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:37pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:11pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:50pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 8:37pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:10pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:10pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:29am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 9:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:59pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:50pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:17am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:27pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:35pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:53pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:11pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:42pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:53pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:36am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:41am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:21am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 11:41am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:35pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:59pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:27pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 8:06pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:58pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:59pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:48pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:58pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:18pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:36pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:39pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:46pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:54pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:02pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:58pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:23pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:14am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:28pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 7:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:40pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:23pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:35pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:54pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:55pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 4:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:51pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:31pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:40am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:31pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:05am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:38pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:58pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:33pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:40pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:45pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:24pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:14pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:02pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:57pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 12:13pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:04am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 6:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 2:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:09pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:33pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:11am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 6:49pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 7:40pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:52am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:57pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:45pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:45pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:45pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:26pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:10pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:47pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:32pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked