Astolfo
MynameJeff   La Palma, Los Santos, Panama
 
 
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Could be a boy
Sounds like a girl
Just say I was oblivious

Skill is extreme
Voice like a dream
And we’re friended on steam

I sent a yo
She said "Hello"
Who knows what friendship would start to grow

And all of my friends
Totally know
They said "the voice changer completely shows"

She liked Dark Souls and Quake
This couldn’t be a mistake
I know she’s made to be with me

I said I loved anime
She said that was kind of gay
Yet we still sat and streamed Death Note~

Two years had past
I never asked
Playing games with her was still a blast

Boot up my PC
A message I see
“Thanks for the game that you bought for me!”

I tell all my friends
They say "Oh God no"
"You can’t be this dumb he’s a guy you know"

She calls me up
No cam to show
Yet her voice is what makes me blow~

She liked Dead Space and Doom
And my heart started to boom
I know she’s made to be with me

I said I loved anime
She said that was kind of gay
Yet we still watched Fate/Stay Night

She liked RE and Ys
Could feel my heartrate increase
I know she’s made to be with me

I said I loved anime
She said that was kind of gay
We watched Boku no Pico~

Sorry boys, without a doubt
I’m dating an e-girl now
We are more than JUST good friends
Can’t believe I’m the boyfriend

My heart beats typing XD
But now we will have to see
What she’s like when it’s 3D
Or if she touches my peepee

I’m just a boy
Yet I sound like a girl
I know this is not very obvious

I know a boy
Just moan his name
And I keep getting free games

I’m totally a boy
None of this was a ploy
I didn’t mean to go this far

And now it’s too late for me
I thought it was just a meme
But I’m shopping for lewd panties

Guess now I am a gay
Turned on by anal play
I just wanted free Overwatch

Sitting on a dildo
Moaning my voice goes low
Getting f*cked wearing girls clothes
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Astolfo 6 時間前 
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Cooler Mann 1月11日 10時56分 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Memeguppy (ミーム) 2024年9月23日 4時04分 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 strongest black women you know...
If you get back 5 you're a proud woman of colour. ..
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Onkel Fungo 2024年5月11日 2時11分 
Vallah dein Curry ist zu scharf.
Cooler Mann 2023年10月6日 8時13分 
HAHAHAHA saaaaaaaaaaaaale noob retourne dans les jupes de ta mère gamin, elle te filera encore sa carte pour un autre petit cheat pour que t'arrête de chialer x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cooler Mann 2021年3月27日 15時36分 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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