Could be a boy
Sounds like a girl
Just say I was oblivious

Skill is extreme
Voice like a dream
And we’re friended on steam

I sent a yo
She said "Hello"
Who knows what friendship would start to grow

And all of my friends
Totally know
They said "the voice changer completely shows"

She liked Dark Souls and Quake
This couldn’t be a mistake
I know she’s made to be with me

I said I loved anime
She said that was kind of gay
Yet we still sat and streamed Death Note~

Two years had past
I never asked
Playing games with her was still a blast

Boot up my PC
A message I see
“Thanks for the game that you bought for me!”

I tell all my friends
They say "Oh God no"
"You can’t be this dumb he’s a guy you know"

She calls me up
No cam to show
Yet her voice is what makes me blow~

She liked Dead Space and Doom
And my heart started to boom
I know she’s made to be with me

I said I loved anime
She said that was kind of gay
Yet we still watched Fate/Stay Night

She liked RE and Ys
Could feel my heartrate increase
I know she’s made to be with me

I said I loved anime
She said that was kind of gay
We watched Boku no Pico~

Sorry boys, without a doubt
I’m dating an e-girl now
We are more than JUST good friends
Can’t believe I’m the boyfriend

My heart beats typing XD
But now we will have to see
What she’s like when it’s 3D
Or if she touches my peepee

I’m just a boy
Yet I sound like a girl
I know this is not very obvious

I know a boy
Just moan his name
And I keep getting free games

I’m totally a boy
None of this was a ploy
I didn’t mean to go this far

And now it’s too late for me
I thought it was just a meme
But I’m shopping for lewd panties

Guess now I am a gay
Turned on by anal play
I just wanted free Overwatch

Sitting on a dildo
Moaning my voice goes low
Getting f*cked wearing girls clothes