Artsy (ärt-sē) Brigadier (bri-gə-ˈdir)

-noun
1. female
2. product of the mid-1980s.
3. native of North Dakota
4. 1/4 of Worrdafartsy
5. enthusiast of tattoos and piercings
6. aspiring author, vegetable canner, painter and photographer
7. fanatic of all things Zombies, Doctor Who, Futurama, David Tennant, Catherine Tate, Florence + the Machine, Nine Inch Nails
8. Trichotillomaniac
9. Cat owner and enthusiast.