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Posted: 1 Jul, 2019 @ 3:05am
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Ｓｏ　ｗｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ＣＳＧＯ?

-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｃｏｌｏｒｉｎｇ　ｐａｇｅｓ　ｄｅｓｅｒｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　ａｔｔｅｎｔｉｏｎ　ｏｆ　ｃｏｏｌ　ｇａｍｅ　ｄｅｖｉｃｅｓ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｄｒｏｐ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ　ｋａｌａｓｈ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈｏｕｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｇａｍｅ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｐｅｎ　２０　ｃｈｅｓｔｓ　ａｎｄ　ｇｅｔ　２０　ｐｉｅｃｅｓ　ｏｆ　ｂｌｕｅ　ｓｈｉｔ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ａｄｄ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ　ａｎｄ　ｒｅｔｕｒｎ　ｍｏｒｅ　ｔｈａｎ　９０００　ｃｈｅｓｔｓ　ｉｎ　ｅｘｃｈａｎｇｅ　ｆｏｒ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｋｎｉｆｅ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ａ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌｂｏｙ　ｍａｋｅｓ　ｙｏｕ　ａｎｄ　ｓｔａｒｔｓ　ｂｅｇｇｉｎｇ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　ｐｉｅｃｅ　ｏｆ　ｃｌｏｔｈｉｎｇ　ｗｏｒｔｈ　３,５００　ｒｕｂｌｅｓ　ａｓ　ａ　ｇｉｆｔ,　ｃｉｔｉｎｇ　ｔｈｉｓ　ａｒｇｕｍｅｎｔ　"ｙｅｓ,　ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ　ｒｉｃｈ,　ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｃｏｓｔ　ｙｏｕ!".
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ｓｅｎｔ　ｌｉｎｋｓ　ｔｏ　ｔｒｏｊａｎｓ　１０　ｔｉｍｅｓ　ａ　ｄａｙ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｏｐｅ　ｏｆ　ｌｏｏｔｉｎｇ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｉｎｖｅｎｔｏｒｙ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｇｅｔ　ｋｉｃｋｅｄ　ｏｕｔ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　Ｒｕｓｓｉａｎ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｂｕｒｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｃｈａｉｒ　ａｆｔｅｒ　ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ　ｃｏｍｐｅｔｉｔｉｖｅ　ｍｏｄｅ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　"ｇｌｏｂａｌｓ"　ｌｏｏｋ　ａｔ　１０　ａｃｃｏｕｎｔｓ　ａｎｄ　ｇａｉｎ　ｓｔａｂｉｌｉｔｙ　ｂｙ　ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ　ａｇａｉｎｓｔ　"ｋａｌａｓｈ".
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ａ　Ｒｕｓｓｉａｎ　ｎｏｏｂ,　ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｒｅｍａｉｎｅｄ　ａｇａｉｎｓｔ　ｆｉｖｅ,　ｋｉｌｌｅｄ　ｆｏｕｒ　ｂｕｔ　ｄｉｄ　ｎｏｔ　ｆｉｎｉｓｈ　ｏｆｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｉｆｔｈ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　ａ　Ｒｕｓｓｉａｎ　ｎｏｏｂ　ｗｉｔｈ　ａ　ｓｃｏｒｅ　ｏｆ　２１-７-１０,　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｎｅａｒｅｓｔ　ｔｅａｍｍａｔｅ　ｈａｓ　８-０-１６.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｌｅａｒｎｅｄ　Ｐｏｌｉｓｈ　ａｎｄ　ｓｅｔｔｌｅｄ　ｄｏｗｎ　ｆｏｒ　ｏｎｅ　ｏｒ　ｔｗｏ　ｒｉｎｋｓ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ａｒｅ　ｍｏｒｅ　Ｐｏｌｅｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｏｍｐｅｔｉｔｉｖｅ　ｍｏｄｅ　ｔｈａｎ　ｉｎ　Ｐｏｌａｎｄ　ｉｔｓｅｌｆ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｐｅｎ　Ａ　ａｌｏｎｅ,　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｏｍｂ　ｉｓ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　ｇｏｎｅ　ｔｏ　Ｂ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　"ｓｔｆｕ　Ｒｕｓｓｉａｎ"　ｉｓ　ｔｕｒｎｅｄ　ｏｆｆ　ｆｏｒ　ｙｏｕｒ　ａｄｖｉｃｅ　ａｎｄ　ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎｓ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｌｏｓｅ　ｔｈｒｅｅ　ｔｉｔｌｅｓ　ｉｎ　ａ　ｄａｙ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｐｌａｙ　ａｇａｉｎｓｔ　"ｇｌｏｂａｌｓ"　ｐｌａｙｉｎｇ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｅｃｏｎｄ　ａｃｃｏｕｎｔ　ｅｖｅｒｙ　ｔｉｍｅ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｅｖｅｒｙ　ｔｈｉｒｄ　ｔｅａｍｍａｔｅ　ｉｓ　ａ　ｂｏｏｓｔｅｄ　ｓｉｌｖｅｒ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｆｉｖｅ　♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ｓ　ｐｌａｙｅｄ　ａｇａｉｎｓｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｆｒｏｍ　ＷＵＡ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｏｎｅ　"Ｂｅｒｋｕｔ"　ａｎｄ　ｆｏｕｒ　"Ｋａｌａｓｈ"　ｔｈｒｏｗｓ　ａｇａｉｎｓｔ　ｆｉｖｅ　"Ｓｕｐｒｅｍｅｓ".
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｌａｎｄ　ａｌｌ　３０　ｒｏｕｎｄｓ　ｉｎ　ｏｎｅ　♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥　ａｎｄ　ｉｎｆｌｉｃｔ　９９　ｉｎ　７,　ｔｈａｔ　ｒａｎｄｏｍ　ｓｈｏｔ　ｎｅｘｔ　ｔｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｈｅａｄ.
-　ＣＳ　ＧＯ　ｉｓ　ｗｈｅｎ　ＶＡＣ　ｅｘｐｏｎｅｎｔｉａｌｌｙ　ｂａｎｓ　ｐｒｏｆｅｓｓｉｏｎａｌ　ｐｌａｙｅｒｓ,　ｂｕｔ　ｃａｎｎｏｔ　ｂａｎ　♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ａ,　ｗｈｏ　ｓｈｏｏｔｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｈｏｌｅ　ｔｅａｍ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ　ｔｈｒｅｅ　ｗａｌｌｓ,　ｍｅｅｔｉｎｇ　ａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｓａｍｅ　ｔｉｍｅ　２.２　ｈｏｕｒｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｇａｍｅ.

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