Founding and primary researcher of using the alchemical/biochemical properties of Buckfast to resurrect the dead, currently recruited by Count Strahd @ Amazon Barovia Branch, find my ground breaking research on IEEExplore and my LinkedIn. Previous employment includes Lucifer, Lord Vivec, Count Dracula (in his prime) Genghis AND Kublai Khan (how do you think they people figured out optimal battle strategies and the logistics of the Silk Road???). Some of my favourite employment stints was during the 1500's with Clan Cuilts under the Farquharson Clan. It was me that helped spread the Pict clans so that the Romans couldn't capitalise on their battles against them!

I am but a humble, local necromancer of the realm, love resurrecting skeletons (they're sound as ♥♥♥♥). INTENSELY into bowling, top 3 Bowler in Middle Earth, Morrowind (Pre Red Year) AND top 20 in Eberron (you try bowling against ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robots). Had blonde highlights for the extra mana points but I can't even grow skin now… :(( Missed my tattoos so much I had them engraved on my bone, sadly no anaesthesia for that (I know I'm all bone, but please look up Lich Acererak's research on skeletal phantom nerves)!!

Recent hobbies include using the arch-necro transponder terminal, also known as "BoneOS", rib-tickling technology! I've used it to put myself in the future and watch the newest macabre plays! My favourites are Evil Dead, Killer Klowns from Outer Space (a real rambunctious time! How did they get alien clowns?), and re-animator (it says its from H.P. Lovecraft, but these were stories i made over 100 years ago!), also Cat in The Hat, that deserves a standing ovation at the Pavillion! How they made a chimera humanoid cat JUST for the play is out of this world! A real bundle of Merriment so it is!

Recent works for the greater good of the Ethereal Plane has been transfiguring material plane software (such as “video games” called “DOOM” on what is the material plane equivalent of BoneOS) to ethereal plane software, so that we can better use our Transponders in the effort of making the Etheral Plane Great Again! Truly the humans have got it figured out with “Video Games”! Most bone riveting ones I’ve found thus far in my transfiguring research is the “Bioshock” ‘anthology’, and the “Silent Hill” ‘anthology’, although the series of entertainment modules really begin to ‘DIE’ off after the 4th one! HAHA!!