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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 161.1 hrs on record (51.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Nov, 2019 @ 9:05pm
Updated: 30 Nov, 2019 @ 9:24pm

Please fill in the attached survey to determine if you are predetermined to greatly enjoy the short-term military service as a Helldiver:

1. Do you like the idea of having access to tons of specialized and powerful weapons on demand?

2. Do you like the idea of having free delivery on variety of deadly and volatile equipment?

3. Do you like experimenting with different tools and gadgets to accomplish tasks that require diverse approaches?

4. Do you like unlocking and upgrading new equipment to tackle more challenging and interesting missions?

5. Do you like the idea of the Sacrifice for the Greater Good?

6. Do you like multi-crew vehicles and/or stompy mechs?

7. Do you like to prepare strategies and plan your approach before engaging enemies on the ground?

8. Do you like filling a personal and distinct role in a squad without being limited by a strict class system?

9. Do you like the smell of napalm in the morning?

10. Do you like not having friends to play with sometimes, but finding out that cooperating with strangers in-game is not that bad nor difficult?

11. Do you like the idea of dropping from orbit in a cramped supersonic projectile, crashing into a huge insectoid, and saving your squad as a result?

12. Do you like the idea of heroically protecting your fellow Helldiver with your own body while he is reloading your last resort anti-tank weapon?

13. Do you like accidentally shooting your friends in the back from time to time?

14. Do you like the idea of a narrative/gameplay based on Starship Troopers and/or Warhammer 40:000?

15. Do you like games so well done on a technical and artistic level that they just feel great to play?


Conclusion
If you have answered at least one question with ''hell yea!" then you should strongly consider joining Helldivers.

Otherwise, please hand in this form to the closest Ministry of Defense department, signed as 'Cyborg'.

Thank you for your time and collaboration.
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