We held hands on Sunday.

gat dam, how come it still stimks in here? Take a shower.

Owah like uh- hheeellllloooo!!!
TALK ABOUT S T I N K Y
Whewy DANG
Good kinda stinky tho yaknow

HOLY MOTHER OF GABEN, 🤯 you won't believe what happened to me today on Steam! 😱 So I was playing CS:GO (that's right, still playing in 2023, git gud noobs 💪) with this EPIC gamer. We were destroying the other team, like, absolutely annihilating them. I had this feeling, though, that something was off about my teammate. 🤔 They weren't like the usual tryhards, you know? Anyway, we were chatting on Steam and BAM 💥 they dropped the bomb: they were a GIRL gamer! 🎮👩 A real-life FEMALE playing video games, like, what are the odds?! 😲 She didn't reply for a hot minute, and I was like, oh man, I blew it. But then, out of nowhere, she sends me her Discord tag! 🎉 Let's go, boys! I added her faster than you can say "gamers rise up!" 🚀 I mean, I don't wanna brag, but I'm pretty sure she's impressed with my absolutely legendary meme collection 🐸 and my encyclopedic knowledge of video game lore. 📚

Omgg first comment 2023 guyssss x3 x3333

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.