I was minding my own business at the club chillin with the homies in the soup (as you normally do) then next thing I know, im waking up with half my limbs working next to some noodle tail possum?

I think they bit me.

Noodle tail, possibly noodle tongue. Why are you so adorbs? How'd you do that?

We held hands on Sunday.

gat dam, how come it still stimks in here? Take a shower.

Owah like uh- hheeellllloooo!!!
TALK ABOUT S T I N K Y
Whewy DANG
Good kinda stinky tho yaknow

HOLY MOTHER OF GABEN, 🤯 you won't believe what happened to me today on Steam! 😱 So I was playing CS:GO (that's right, still playing in 2023, git gud noobs 💪) with this EPIC gamer. We were destroying the other team, like, absolutely annihilating them. I had this feeling, though, that something was off about my teammate. 🤔 They weren't like the usual tryhards, you know? Anyway, we were chatting on Steam and BAM 💥 they dropped the bomb: they were a GIRL gamer! 🎮👩 A real-life FEMALE playing video games, like, what are the odds?! 😲 She didn't reply for a hot minute, and I was like, oh man, I blew it. But then, out of nowhere, she sends me her Discord tag! 🎉 Let's go, boys! I added her faster than you can say "gamers rise up!" 🚀 I mean, I don't wanna brag, but I'm pretty sure she's impressed with my absolutely legendary meme collection 🐸 and my encyclopedic knowledge of video game lore. 📚

Omgg first comment 2023 guyssss x3 x3333