bro i swear i can't stop gooning to juno like i don't even know when it started, but now I can't play a match without my brain short-circuiting every time I see her im just trying to push the payload and then BAM there she is and suddenly im going feral my focus is completely gone my teammates are yelling at me in chat and I'm just out here staring at the screen like a goldfish in a trance it's like junos got this unholy grip on my soul bro every time she shows up in the game, l'm like, "Yep, guess l'm useless for the next 10 minutes." i thought l'd be free from this ♥♥♥♥ but then blizzard dropped that new hero and it's GAME OVER this ♥♥♥♥ is real my dude it's like my brain's stuck in permagoon mode and I have no idea how to snap out of it please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help me :((

this is weird i just saw ur #1 yukari and then i saw u marked nier replicant and automata as ur favourite games ur a fantastic human being

Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you’re going around conversing that you’ve had sexual relations with my father and the likes? Are you by any chance the son of Rodington jr. casually known as little rodney? indubitably I’m little rodney’s son. Therefore are you referring to Rodington whose buttocks is fascinatingly enormous? Oi why are you disrespecting me bruv? My mistake original gangster. No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons. For what purpose? And discard of your fadora as well. For what purpose? In fact I am equipped to summon the one casually known as little Travis on your buffoon self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) 😉 Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.
Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up.

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If you are a beautiful cute femboy kitten, someone will put this in your comments.
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