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28 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
84.2 hrs on record
Unless this game is on Sale AND you really really like the anime/manga. Don't buy this game, at all. (even $30 is a bit of a steep)

That said, I like it cause I bought it on sale and I really like the anime/manga. Feels like I am part of this messed up harsh world of monsters and cave raiding. It's surprisingly challenging in a good way and keeps you on your toes with managing your resources. There is healthy amount of content here and there is a mildly interesting adventure within.

The game is extremely buggy, unbalanced in terms of side quests that will take 100+ hours to complete. The Tutorial is a drag and your best off ignoring/avoiding it.

If your itching for more Made in Abyss content after watching the anime or reading the manga. This is not a bad game to play! But only if its on sale, or else you will regret purchasing it. Other then that, there are lots of better optimized games out there to waste 50+ Hours in.

I hope for a Sequel. I do not regret playing this.
Posted 17 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.2 hrs on record
You have a meow button dood
Posted 22 July, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record
More like 5 frames at Freddy's

This 80GB game is so poorly unoptimized you start to question if your computer can handle it. But when you ask around, its universally expected to run this poorly.

Hope you like procedural generated bugs. Because this game is absolutely littered with all of it; visual, gameplay, and audio. Enjoy different bugs every other minute, and I wish I was exaggerating.

I think the worse part of my experience is getting 99% through the game only to later find out I was hard locked from defeating the game properly due to a Common Bug.

The story is pretty lackluster. No memorable music. There are tons of great horror games out there, skip this one.

tl;dr this game is pretty bad
Posted 26 December, 2021. Last edited 27 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
202.4 hrs on record (57.8 hrs at review time)
You like card games? creepy atmosphere? escape room? puzzles? story? play this
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
it has 3 good dogs
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
12.6 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Boring
Posted 6 January, 2019.
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61.4 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
wow...you actually do get to date a skeleton in this game
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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34.0 hrs on record (31.8 hrs at review time)
To me, this game is CRACK, its very hard for me to put down.

The game plays like a big Money Management simulator kind of like Sim City. You start off small poor and a nobody, and then you attempt to snowball your fame/money towards being a billionaire, developing video games. However It goes much deeper than just making video games, you manage your own game development team, you manage your own game company, and make common decisions (sometimes difficult) that Developers and Publishers regularly have to make.

I highly recommend it to anyone that likes to invest some of their time reading or talking about the video game industry in general such as news, politics and history.The game is filled with nods and throwbacks of the video game industry, like the Nintendo vs Genesis wars. Hey even knowledge of the game industry can give you an edge for the game.
Posted 30 June, 2015. Last edited 30 June, 2015.
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2.4 hrs on record
Short, sweet, simple and fun. The aesthetics of this game is very charming, filled with cute characters and enemys that makes you wanna squeeze it's cheeks the more you keep playing. Though the game is very short, so your cheek squeezing will only last about 1 HR, which I find quite fair for it's price tag since it's not a bad game.

The game plays as if your a 'moe' Zero from Capcom's Megaman series in Cavy Story's engine, 2D Platforming with a sword slashing mechanic. Would recommend it to anyone that just enjoyed the cute side of Cave story and just want to play something quick and short. There is even a casual mode that makes the game very easy for those that just came for the eye candy or just prefer an easy time.

I look forward to a Momodora 4
Posted 30 June, 2015.
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4.7 hrs on record
Listen to a crazy british guy talk about blocks while playing some pretty fun puzzles and mechanics.

If you really like puzzle games with platforming, well this game is pretty cheap and fun. The price for the quality and content made it pretty worth if on sale. $2.50
If you like hard puzzles and challenging games, skip this.

Although if you really like games where there's a Narrator using their talented voice acting (Ex: Bastion, Stanley parable, etc) This is one of those games

If your here for just some story and you dont really like puzzle games, skip it. The story aspect is just nice plus for anyone that likes a simple puzzle game.
Posted 30 November, 2014. Last edited 30 November, 2014.
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