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Current rank: LEM


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This is a fan fiction with Thomas Skau Nissen and Mathias Svans Sørensen.

It was a cold, dark night. Thomas had invited Mathias over for a cup of tea. Thias, being the great friend he was, accepted the invite, and got over to Thomas' house as quickly as he could. He was completely unaware, of his destiny. Thias and Thomas had quickly jumped in the sofa, got themselves a cup of tea and some citronmåne. They we're sitting on the sofa, watching Nightmare on Elm Street. Thias was not the biggest fan of horror movies, however Thomas had convinced him that this was a good idea. Thias got really scared, but Thomas was a brave man, and was not afraid of the movie, so he asked Thias if spooning would make him feel more comfortable. Thias agreed, but only if he could be the little spoon. A few second later they were cuddled up on the sofa, with citronmåne, tea and horror movies. An hour later, the movie was finished, and it was pretty safe to say that Thias was scared ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Thomas noticed it, and found a movie he knew Thias would enjoy. 50 shades of gay. Thomas' evil plan to get into the pants of Thias was going splendid, and the gay movie was only going to help set the mood. Halfway through the movie, during a sex scene, Thomas saw his opportunity, and dear lord did he take it. He snuck his finger down Thias' pants. Thias felt it instantly, it was wierd, but he kinda enjoyed it at the same time, so he just went with it. Thomas' finger was slowly progressing on its journey towards Thias' bumhole. Thias started moaning softly. Thomas' finger finally reached its destination, he didn't hesitate and started drilling his finger in his bumhole. But he quickly realised something was wrong. It was pretty well known that Thias was quite the hairy one. And that definately matched the description of his bumhole. Thomas' finger had met his final obstacle on its journey. Thias' massive jungle of asshair. Thomas fought a long and hard battle, but he was no match for Thias' well-built defence. Thomas' finger was now tangled completely, and was unable to move. Thomas quickly realised he had made a mistake, and his first instinct was to pull his finger back. However Thias' hair was well taken care of, and had strong roots, so all it did was inflict some pain on Thias. Thias moaned softly. Thomas now went into complete panic mode, he pulled back as hard as he could, this time, even Thias' asshair couldn't handle it. Thomas' strength overpowered the mighty ass-bush. A giant lump of hair came with, tangled on Thomas' finger. A tear ran down Thias' chin, there was so much pain, but it was so enjoyable. Thomas kinda liked the look of his finger so he kept it. Thias had no option, but to remove the rest of his bumhair, unless he wanted to look like a hobo, which was not his intent. What happened from here on is unknown, but legend has it, that Thias got slammed in the bum anyways. And he went home with a slightly smoother bum.



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