Splurtmon
Matt Dyer
Lincolnshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
STAND BACK
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE

RIP Tyrone, the Overdrill Obliterator. Rest in Peace 00:02:15 - 00:33:07 Tyrone's final moments https://gfycat.com/RingedWiltedAldabratortoise

The Fridge
"My right arm has let me down." - Paul 2014
"Nothings more attractive then a vomit covered, warm, sweaty vag. Seen alot of that in asian porn" - Avery 2015
"Get a lovely sheen from Cookies n Cream" - Jack Ralph 2016
"If you get an AI generated soapy titwank every so often
Can you complain?
I don't think so" - Avery 29/09/2021
"I just made a fat stinky
If I was a furry my nappy wouldn't be crinkling as would be so full now" - Paul 29/11/2021


:beeped:
STAND BACK
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE

RIP Tyrone, the Overdrill Obliterator. Rest in Peace 00:02:15 - 00:33:07 Tyrone's final moments https://gfycat.com/RingedWiltedAldabratortoise

The Fridge
"My right arm has let me down." - Paul 2014
"Nothings more attractive then a vomit covered, warm, sweaty vag. Seen alot of that in asian porn" - Avery 2015
"Get a lovely sheen from Cookies n Cream" - Jack Ralph 2016
"If you get an AI generated soapy titwank every so often
Can you complain?
I don't think so" - Avery 29/09/2021
"I just made a fat stinky
If I was a furry my nappy wouldn't be crinkling as would be so full now" - Paul 29/11/2021


:beeped:
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