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😤😤😤Talos the mighty! 💪💪💪Talos the unerring! 💯💯💯Talos the unassailable! ✊✊✊To you we give praise!🙏🙇🙌 We are but maggots, 🐛🐛writhing 〰in the filth 👣👣👣of our own corruption! 💰💲🚫🔪While you have ascended😱😇 from the dung💩💩 of mortality, 👥💀and now walk among the stars!🌠⭐✨ But you were once man!👨👨👨 Aye!✅✔✅ And as man, 👦👦you said, “Let me show you the power💪💪💪💪 of Talos Stormcrown⚡👑🔱, born of the North,🆙🔝☝ where my breath 💨💨💨is long winter. ❄⛄I breathe😤😧 now, in royalty,💍👑💲and reshape this land🌐🌄 which is mine.

I do this for you,👉👉 Red Legions, for I love you💞💞💞.” Aye, love. ❤❤❤Love! 💓💓💓Even as man,👴👴👴 great Talos cherished us. 😭😢For he saw in us, 👐👐in each of us,👫👬👭 the future of Skyrim! 👏👏The future of Tamriel!👏👏👏 And there it is, friends! 🙏🙏The ugly truth! 🙀🙀🙀We are the children of man! 👦👨👴Talos is the true god😇⛪💒 of man! Ascended 🙌😇from flesh,👃👃👃 to rule the realm of spirit!👻👻👻👻 The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven👱👱👱 overlords! 👺👺Sharing the heavens 🌌🌌with us? With man?👮👷💂 Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!🌎🌏🌍 Today, they take away your faith.🚫⛪🚫

But what of tomorrow?⁉⁉ What then? Do the elves 👱👱take your homes? 🏠🏠🏠Your businesses? 🏧🏦🏥Your children? 👪👪👪Your very lives?🔪🔪🔪 And what does the Empire do?🏰🏰 Nothing! ❌❌❌Nay, worse than nothing! ❎❎❎The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor!🙅🙅🙅 Against its own people!😠😠😠😠 So rise up! ☝☝Rise up,👆👆👆 children👶👶👶 of the Empire! 🏰🏰Rise up, 🆙🆙🆙Stormcloaks!💧⚡ Embrace the word of mighty 💪💪Talos, he who is both man and Divine!👼👼👼 For we are the children of man!👶👦👦 And we shall inherit both the heavens🌌🌌🌌 and the earth! 🌎🌏🌍And we, not the Elves👱👱👱 or their toadies, 🐸🐸🐸will rule Skyrim!

Forever!💯✔💯 Terrible and powerful Talos! 👑👑👑We, your unworthy servants,🙏🙏🙏 give praise! 🙌🙌🙌For only through your grace and benevolence 💓💓may we truly reach enlightenment!👍👍👍 And deserve our praise you do, 👏👏👏for we are one! 👐Ere you ascended 😇😇😠and the Eight🕗🕗🕗 became Nine, 🕘🕘🕘you walked👣👣 among us, great Talos, not as god, 🚫👼🚫but as man!👲👳💂 Trust in me, Whiterun! 👌👌👌Trust in the words of Heimskr! 👍👍👍For I am the chosen✔✔ of Talos! 👀👀👀I alone have been anointed 💦💦💦by the Ninth 🕘🕘to spread his holy ⛪⛪⛪word!💌💌💌

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i'm a professional Weeb $hitposter I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Weeb Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on 4Ch4n Normies, I have over 300 Viral Memes all over the internet, a PHD in weebery and Animemes knowledge and relevance, i also studied the Dimensional theory from Stiens Gate and debated it against steven hawking's studies of the dark matter, gave those casual scientists a taste of ANIME, I Can Be Anywhere, Anytime, For i have mastered the Art of ninjutsu after watching the show known as naruto for over 420 times and after observing every single move, act, hand sign, breath, the characters do i was able to actually unlock my chakra gates and now i can use ninjutsu at ease, i've also managed to learn breathing techniques as shown and demonstrated in demon's slayer and now i can use the breath of sun with no issues what so not, i've also mastered the japanese language solely through watching anime,So you better watch out for me losers.

My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING 😱😎 Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑

😂😂OMG 😂 you’re so FUNNY 🤣 🤣 so quirky 👉👈 🤪 so different 🤩absolute crackhead energy 🤪🤪 comedic genius🧠 😂 I literally can’t ❌ breathe 😭 i’m crying dude 😭😭 that was so hilarious 😆 u really got the whole squad laughing 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦😂👩‍👩‍👦‍👦😂👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 high IQ comedy 🧠🧠 how’d you come up with that 🧐😂 really original work 😂 never seen 🙈 or heard 🙉 anything like that before 😂 😂 😂 great 👍 job 👍👍 keep up the funnies 👑🤣👑 i love you 💕 😘 you’re my inspiration 🤩🤩🤩 if only i were as funny 😄 or smart 🤓 or cool 😎 as you 😔 but its whatever I’ll continue to watch 👁👄👁 your content 🎥🤳 because it ❌NEVER EVER❌ fails to make me laugh 😂😂 thank you 🙏 for existing 😇 and doing what you do ❤️❤️

In Xi we trust, amen

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Mama McFudgeington's Bangin' Bolognese

Ingredients
1 tbsp olive oil
4 rashers smoked streaky bacon, finely chopped
2 medium onions, finely chopped
2 carrots, trimmed and finely chopped
2 celery sticks, finely chopped
2 garlic cloves finely chopped
2-3 sprigs rosemary leaves picked and finely chopped
500g beef mince

For the bolognese sauce
2 x 400g tins plum tomatoes
small pack basil leaves picked, ¾ finely chopped and the rest left whole for garnish
1 tsp dried oregano
2 fresh bay leaves
2 tbsp tomato purée
1 beef stock cube
1 red chilli deseeded and finely chopped (optional)
125ml red wine
6 cherry tomatoes sliced in half
To season and serve
75g parmesan grated, plus extra to serve
400g spaghetti
crusty bread to serve (optional)

STEP 1
Put a large saucepan on a medium heat and add 1 tbsp olive oil.

STEP 2
Add 4 finely chopped bacon rashers and fry for 10 mins until golden and crisp.

STEP 3
Reduce the heat and add the 2 onions, 2 carrots, 2 celery sticks, 2 garlic cloves and the leaves from 2-3 sprigs rosemary, all finely chopped, then fry for 10 mins. Stir the veg often until it softens.

STEP 4
Increase the heat to medium-high, add 500g beef mince and cook stirring for 3-4 mins until the meat is browned all over.

STEP 5
Add 2 tins plum tomatoes, the finely chopped leaves from ¾ small pack basil, 1 tsp dried oregano, 2 bay leaves, 2 tbsp tomato purée, 1 beef stock cube, 1 deseeded and finely chopped red chilli (if using), 125ml red wine and 6 halved cherry tomatoes. Stir with a wooden spoon, breaking up the plum tomatoes.

STEP 6
Bring to the boil, reduce to a gentle simmer and cover with a lid. Cook for 1 hr 15 mins stirring occasionally, until you have a rich, thick sauce.

STEP 7
Add the 75g grated parmesan, check the seasoning and stir.

STEP 8
When the bolognese is nearly finished, cook 400g spaghetti following the pack instructions.

STEP 9
Drain the spaghetti and either stir into the bolognese sauce, or serve the sauce on top. Serve with more grated parmesan, the remaining basil leaves and crusty bread, if you like.

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IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called

hey 👋 all 💯 you 👈 proud 😤 ✊ American 🇺🇸 sluts 🙆🏼👅👄 👅😏 we’ve got 🍸 a brand ™🆕 new 🗣👁 president 🤵 🇺🇸 ERECT ⬆ 🍆💦 say 💬 BYE 👋 👋 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😩💦 🥳🤚 to short 👖⬆ ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😫 Trump 🍊 😒 and welCUM 🤗💦 😩 our new 👌 daddy 👨🏻 😘😍 Biden 👴🏼 😩 we are MAKING 💘 ☝️ AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 SLUTTY 👙👠 👄👉👌🤤 AGAIN 😬⌚💅 🥳 get 🉐 ready 😏 to pop 💥 🎉 some champagne🥂 and pop 🎉 that ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 😼 cause 🎗 we gettin 👅 😈FREAKY😈 tonight 🌑 you’re gonna 🔥 be ridin’ 🤤 daddy 😂 😍 Biden🥳😼 for longer 📏⏱ than it took 👫🤜 Nevada 🇺🇸 🙄😒 to count 🔢 🆙✍️ all 💯 the votes 🔝 🗳🥵 either 🚫 way 💫 🤷‍♀️ we’re ALL 💯 gonna 👦👉 be getting 🉐 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌 😩🥴 HARD 😤🍆 🍆 by this slutty 🍆💦 😜👅🤤 system ☄ 😏💋

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogny and like i'll to be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry i'll be there to protect you ; ) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture. sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out too much haha add me on skype and we should talk more you look really nice and fun

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

╔═══════════════════تَكْبِيرالله☪اللهتَكْبِير ════════════════════╗
If you are a blyatiful stronk Mujahideen, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله══════════════════╝

I did not! Mr Electric, send him to the principal's office and HAVE HIM EXPELLED!

i just had a wank like 20 mins ago it was good. bye

who says i am gay

BUT YOU ARE GAY

i am not gay

WHY ARE YOU GAY

i don't speak gay

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╔═══════════════════تَكْبِيرالله☪اللهتَكْبِير ════════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong Mujahideen, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا الله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ الله══════════════════╝

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Happy New Year 2020

whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is finally 👌🏼here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmASS tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don't forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u wanna get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of ur thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾 if u get 0️⃣ back then you're an UNGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get 🔟😋back ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌🏾 if u get 2️⃣0️⃣ back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 share in 6️⃣9️⃣😉💦 seconds or u won't get be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN