my bf

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

signed by me :) lets play csgo

I refuse ☝️to have 🍆🛏intercourse 👉👌with🙊 s l u t t y men 🙍‍♂️🙎‍♂️👳‍♂️👮‍♂️👴👨👦who've had lots of sex👉👌 with different women👭👭👱‍♀️🙍‍♀️👧👵. Because every time🕝⏲🕰⏰⏳ they put their p e n i s🍆🍌🥒🍆 into a v a g i n a 🌮🌮 it gets squeezed🤜✊ into a smaller size.🦐👌 Real men 👨‍🎓👨‍🎓👴👨‍🏫👼save their🍆🍌🥒 d i c k s for 💍💒✋marriage 🤵🍾🥂👰& god 📿⛪& their🤴👰 future wives💍📿💑 so they can have giant 💪💦virgin 📿🍆🍌 d i c k s. 🍆🥒🍌

-rep Big schlong man

Peter: 🎍 I 👹 bet 🎽 I 🚕 laugh 🐠 so 🌽 hard 🥒 I 🍧 shoot 🍖 milk 🍇 out 🔋 my 🥞 nose! 💚 Brian: 💗 Uh, 📒 Peter, 🐟 this 🏓 is 📀 Brooke... 🌳 she's 👾 having 🍇 dinner 💛 with 🍖 us 🎄 tonight. 🏓 I 😺 went 🐳 over 👽 this 👃 with 👔 you 🥗 a 💗 few 👾 minutes 👳 ago. 📗 Peter: 🚗 [laughs 🐝 uncontrollably 💎 as 🚙 a 🌂 torrent 🥞 of 💄 milk ⛳ from 🎫 his 🎈 nose 🍆 hits 🌽 Brooke 🐊 and 🍧 Brian]