I delete all but the people i know in rl from my friends list, so unless i know you, bugger off!
As for other information... "you derp, you bought it"
I generally would say that life is so great... but I'd be telling the biggest lie ever... life's a ♥♥♥♥♥... then you die... no further existence... you just end... (pfft (blow a raspberry)) so eh...
Runtime exception... unexpected process termination ... life.exe..