Meet Alexthelvl1healer, a fellow Steam lurker. After recently finishing respiratory therapy school, I decided to venture on; To seek out and finally play through the extensive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a library of games that I forgot I purchased many Summer Sales ago. No limits to the variety of stuff, I'm looking at you 1000th rendition of [insert Battle Royale Centered ♥♥♥♥ here]. All leading up to one of my life's biggest challenges, managing the terminal cancer that will inevitably result from roasting my eyes from this screen I'm staring at.
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