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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:14pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:04am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 2:51am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:58am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:52am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:19am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:12am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:13am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:44am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:37am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:07am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:11am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:53am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:08am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:15am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:35am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:33am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:35am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:09am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:47am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:58pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 10:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:01am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:13am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:12am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:30am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:55am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:37am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:09pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:38pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 9:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:21pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:45am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:39am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:08am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 3:52pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 3:51pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 10:52am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 8:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:41pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:01am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:25pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:57am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 5:02am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:31am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:16am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 9:47am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:25am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:58pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:58am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:59pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:04am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:53pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 4:37am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:05am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 5:50am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:18am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 7:35am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 2:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:29am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:53am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 11:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:06am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:38pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:26am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:30am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:05am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 4:08am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 8:15am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:47am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 5:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:00am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 10:51am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:08pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:34am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:38pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 2:12am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 6:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:42am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:22pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 5:42am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 12:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 9:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 11:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:48am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:27am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:06am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:51pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 7:24am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:19am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:29pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:35pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:30pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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