It was a cold dark winter night and there were 5 opposing armies on a large rectangular battlefield where war was brewing, 1 king - a king amongst kings let’s call him King Longdong Denchwood just for the sake of an easy to remember name. He was new to battle he had not battled on this rectangle before, so he set to work arranging his army and gathering supplies preparing for war.

The other lesser kings had previously been hardened by war so they had a distinct advantage over Longdong, war had no begun and there are not many clean wars in this dark dark world. Most kings looked to get a feel for the battlefield but not one king not King Long Tom Silver, HE DREW FIRST BLOOD.

King Calvertron7000 had been brutally attacked and murdered while his guard was down by no other than King Long Tom Silver, immediately the not so mighty Denchwood declared war on Long Silver. Upon hearing this news King You are a Ukulele, quickly came round to supporting the cause, nothing was heard from King Dumbledan (Previously known as Dannys2810g764582hfkn9d63bgbanana17).

The current super power, crusher of worlds, destroyer of dreams King Long Tom Silver was on the hunt for his next prey though and he quickly and brutally attacked the less war hardened Denchwood, who happened to be in and around his territory... It was quickly made apparent to everyone that long silver must be stopped as tales of his mighty unstoppable army were spread.

These tales of course, were lies… needless to say Long Silver didn’t last long on this battlefield, the now farly advanced armies of Dumbledan had joined the fray. Without a word Denchwood and Ukulele knew who the new target was. Dench wood was out of his depth in this war though, he had thrown so much into the was with Long Silver.

It was an epic battle between the 2 war hardened superpowers with technology that Denchwood didn’t believe existed never mind know, it was quickly discovered that crossbows don’t work against planes. It was time to trust in technology as Denchwood put all efforts into advancing through the ages. It wasn’t long till he had riflemen and shortly after that discovered that riflemen can shoot down planes, A wonder was built… the new target was found – Dumbledan.

Everything was thrown at Dumbledan by Denchwood but he started to suspect that he may have just dug his own grave having never realised that war has an end and only 1 victor, there was a plan to backstab Ukulele while he went in for the killing blow on Dumbledan… Alas though he was too late and doomed as he saw the tanks roll over the hill…

10/10 would play again.