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Jon   Rochester, New York, United States
 
 
I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too.
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Adel 18 Jan, 2020 @ 5:26pm 
Last few days I haven't really been feeling all too well, like a guy who can't eat food being forced to eat his own ♥♥♥♥ while being whipped in the balls by a rusty metal chain. I really don't know why but I wake up at 11am and go to sleep at 7am, I should also point out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me all the time, well I think I got bigger fish to fry than that, I barely eat, my gaming has gone to ♥♥♥♥, I spent 4.3 hours today (yesterday if you give a ♥♥♥♥ about gmt+1 and timeones) in one sitting now and my muscles feel like rags, I know you eat this ♥♥♥♥ up like a can of beans so c'mon webmd tell me what's wrong.
Zebara 15 Aug, 2012 @ 5:18pm 
I read this :P