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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
38.5 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.
Awesome sauce
Posted 27 August, 2025.
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170.2 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
The truth is... I am Iron Man
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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430.7 hrs on record (407.4 hrs at review time)
I'd rather watch Spongebob
Posted 10 August, 2023. Last edited 23 December, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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89.2 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Been waiting for this to come to Steam, best Cod in the last 10 years.
Awesome sauce
Posted 9 March, 2023. Last edited 11 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
136.6 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
This game is one big update away from being great, but 343 sucks big garlic butter croissant monkey balls .
Awesome Sauce
Posted 9 October, 2022. Last edited 3 March, 2023.
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332.0 hrs on record (300.1 hrs at review time)
The cookie clicks
Awesome Sauce
Posted 11 November, 2021. Last edited 3 March, 2023.
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221.2 hrs on record (103.6 hrs at review time)
Yeah it's pretty good
Awesome Sauce
Posted 13 July, 2021. Last edited 3 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1,448.2 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Hey For Honor community looks like it's time for swordgame capture those zones stop that ram and clear that minion lane and a special shoutout to the knight faction INCREDIBILUS 😎
Awesome Sauce
Posted 5 July, 2021. Last edited 3 March, 2023.
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