Absalom
Absalom Short III   Wabana, Newfoundland & Labrador, Canada
 
 
Welcome to Absalom's Corner. The only place to come for teachings, reviews, instructions and words from my heart.

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97 hrs on record
last played on 24 Jul
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kimbo 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am 
You're as sweet as cherry pie on a warm summer afternoon...
Greasus Goldtooth 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07pm 
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Greasus Goldtooth 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50pm 
أحب القيادة في حالة سكر
Young Jason 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:06pm 
my mom just allowed me to drink coke! how cool is that please I play fortnite... and drink coke! YIPPEE!
Absalom 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm 
I am a recovering runescape addict, it ruined my life, it needs to be stopped :saradomin: